By Dane
Sometimes I just don't have enough to say about something to warrant a full review...hence, a few one-liners (good and bad).
Great Jones (Bond No. 9) - Chanel Pour Monsieur minus the magic.
Eau de Cologne (Helmut Lang) - crotch rot.
Gucci by Gucci Pour Homme (Gucci) - Cool Water with a dumb name.
HM (Hanae Mori) - cotton candy from hell.
Beautiful (Estee Lauder) - dryer sheet.
L'Ete en Douce (L'Aritsan Parfumeur) - dryer sheet from hell.
Issey Miyake Pour Homme (Issey Miyake) - the stench of gay bars circa 1998.
Amour Le Parfum (Kenzo) - Amour with the amber turned up, vanilla turned down, and the bottle sprayed gold.
100% Love (S-Perfume) - unwearable art.
Chene (Serge Lutens) - pencil shavings.
The Pour Un Ete (L'Artisan Parfumeur) - Bvlgari's The Vert + jasmine.
Virgin Island Water (Creed) - cocoa butter lovin'.
Sublime Balkiss (The Different Company) - okay, I haven't even smelled this...but...seriously?...who thought up this name?...hehe...you said Balkiss.
Great Jones (Bond No. 9) - Chanel Pour Monsieur minus the magic.
Eau de Cologne (Helmut Lang) - crotch rot.
Gucci by Gucci Pour Homme (Gucci) - Cool Water with a dumb name.
HM (Hanae Mori) - cotton candy from hell.
Beautiful (Estee Lauder) - dryer sheet.
L'Ete en Douce (L'Aritsan Parfumeur) - dryer sheet from hell.
Issey Miyake Pour Homme (Issey Miyake) - the stench of gay bars circa 1998.
Amour Le Parfum (Kenzo) - Amour with the amber turned up, vanilla turned down, and the bottle sprayed gold.
100% Love (S-Perfume) - unwearable art.
Chene (Serge Lutens) - pencil shavings.
The Pour Un Ete (L'Artisan Parfumeur) - Bvlgari's The Vert + jasmine.
Virgin Island Water (Creed) - cocoa butter lovin'.
Sublime Balkiss (The Different Company) - okay, I haven't even smelled this...but...seriously?...who thought up this name?...hehe...you said Balkiss.
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