By Dane
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Dear Monsieur Lutens,
I have, on your behalf, requested my local government to have Iris Silver Mist flow from our faucets. Water is now a scarcity and should be reserved, so I figured that ISM would be my next choice for bathing. Sure, some recoil at the opening blast of rooty carrots and turnips, but they calm down once the icy cold chill of iris sets in. Anyway, they'll be busy with the burning sensations in their eyes at that point anyway, so its all good.
I will let you know when I receive a response. I think they may be apprehensive at first, but worry not, for I perfumed the paper I wrote the letter on so that they would understand the magic that is Iris Silver Mist. I figure they'll be contacting you in the very near future with a significant order.
Yours truly,
I Heart The Mist (ya, I changed my name...McLovin did it, why can't I?)
ps - Maybe if you have some free time I could pop over to Morocco and we could be BFF's or something? Just an idea. Lemme know.
Year: 1994
Perfumer: Maurice Roucel
Dear Monsieur Lutens,
I have, on your behalf, requested my local government to have Iris Silver Mist flow from our faucets. Water is now a scarcity and should be reserved, so I figured that ISM would be my next choice for bathing. Sure, some recoil at the opening blast of rooty carrots and turnips, but they calm down once the icy cold chill of iris sets in. Anyway, they'll be busy with the burning sensations in their eyes at that point anyway, so its all good.
I will let you know when I receive a response. I think they may be apprehensive at first, but worry not, for I perfumed the paper I wrote the letter on so that they would understand the magic that is Iris Silver Mist. I figure they'll be contacting you in the very near future with a significant order.
Yours truly,
I Heart The Mist (ya, I changed my name...McLovin did it, why can't I?)
ps - Maybe if you have some free time I could pop over to Morocco and we could be BFF's or something? Just an idea. Lemme know.
Year: 1994
Perfumer: Maurice Roucel
